Are you lookin' for love in all the wrong places? Like morgues and under rocks? You might have better luck finding love if you looked at some bars or night clubs. These are the types of places people go to find their soulmate. I met my soulmate, Nancy, at Gilley's Club in Pasadena, Texas. We were just about to consumate our soulmation when out of nowhere the country legend, Johnny Lee, comes up and signs Nancy's boob with a blue marker. She eagerly followed Johnny Lee backstage, but not before I ripped this shirt off her. I also got some clumps of her hair, but I didn't keep those. 2-19-84, the day my Nancy got away.
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