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Camelot Music may be "Breakin' the sound barrier," but this glorious steed has more tangible things to break. Like giant records, and your face if you don't get out of the way. A shirt so soft that it could double as a baby's ass.

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Size on Tag	Fits Like	Chest	Length	Brand
???	Medium	18"	23.75"	???

Chest = Pitter to pitter
Length=Back collar to hem

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Price: $50.00

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These are some of the questions people ask us, like, ALL the time.

Q: What about shipping? What's up wit dat?

A: Shipping rates are as follows:

For the US and Canada is just $5 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is free!

For the UK shipping is $7 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is only $5 to ship all three!

Shipping for the everywhere else is $8 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is only $5 to ship all three!

Q: What's up with the fabric that the originals are printed on?

A: Our designs are printed on the softest 100% cotton shirts in LA. They feel great even after a good wash. You'll never get tired of wearing it. It's so soft, I'd punch David in the chest while he wore one and I wouldn't even feel it. Now THAT'S a soft t-shirt.

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