This is such a beautiful brown shirt and in creamy
yellow writing, it suggests that you wrap your ass in fiberglass! And why not? You've wrapped your ass in everything
else; leaves, concrete, t.p.(for your bunghole), balloons, fruit roll-ups, plastic wrap, tin foil. Why not put your
wild days behind you and settle down with some fiberglass around your ass? It's the only logical choice, plus
corvettes are really sweet. It'd be giving up one of your favorite past times which is wrapping your ass in things
and adopting a corvette. I know you've never thought of yourself as a one-ass-wrap type of person, but I'm begging you
to listen to this beautiful brown shirt and listen to your heart. Please?