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This is such a beautiful brown shirt and in creamy yellow writing, it suggests that you wrap your ass in fiberglass! And why not? You've wrapped your ass in everything else; leaves, concrete, t.p.(for your bunghole), balloons, fruit roll-ups, plastic wrap, tin foil. Why not put your wild days behind you and settle down with some fiberglass around your ass? It's the only logical choice, plus corvettes are really sweet. It'd be giving up one of your favorite past times which is wrapping your ass in things and adopting a corvette. I know you've never thought of yourself as a one-ass-wrap type of person, but I'm begging you to listen to this beautiful brown shirt and listen to your heart. Please?

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size
chest length
Girls S 15.25" 24"
Girls M 16.25" 24.5"
Girls L 17.25" 25"
Guys S 18" 28"
Guys L 22" 29"
Guys XL 24" 29.5"
   some shrinking may occur


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These are some of the questions people ask us, like, ALL the time.

Q: What about shipping? What's up wit dat?

A: Shipping rates are as follows:

For the US and Canada is just $5 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is free!

For the UK shipping is $7 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is only $5 to ship all three!

Shipping for the everywhere else is $8 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is only $5 to ship all three!

Q: What's up with the fabric that the originals are printed on?

A: Our designs are printed on the softest 100% cotton shirts in LA. They feel great even after a good wash. You'll never get tired of wearing it. It's so soft, I'd punch David in the chest while he wore one and I wouldn't even feel it. Now THAT'S a soft t-shirt.


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