Smith and Pooter.com

If it's hilarity at its most vintage awesomeness that you're after, I STRONGLY suggest that you check out the Smith and Pooter Originals.

If it's rockin' rock shirts and incredible vintage finds that you're interested in, or if you just like to gander, then be sure to check out the Smith and Pooter Premiums.

Do you crave that authentic vintage threads in a bad bad way and don't want to pay a bazillion dollars for em? Do you get some sort of weird kick out of bidding on an item at the last moment, crushing the dreams of the orphaned children who waited a week for that silky soft tee? Then check out our Ebay auctions and tell the orphans to EAT IT!.

These are some of the questions people ask us, like, ALL the time.

What about shipping? What's up wit dat?

Shipping rates are as follows:

For the US and Canada is just $5 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is free!

For the UK shipping is $7 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is only $5 to ship all three!

Shipping for the everywhere else is $8 for your first two shirts. If you purchase 3 shirts, shipping is only $5 to ship all three!

What's up with the fabric that the originals are printed on?

Our designs are printed on the softest 100% cotton shirts in LA. They feel great even after a good wash. You'll never get tired of wearing it. It's so soft, I'd punch David in the chest while he wore one and I wouldn't even feel it. Now THAT'S a soft t-shirt.

What if the shirt don't fit? What's up wit dat?

We've gone to great lengths to measure the shirts so there should be no mistake on how your shirt will fit if you choose wisely. But if you havn't ruined the shirt or anything and it's still in brand new condition, then you can easily exchange it for a different size or give you a refund on the price of the shirt.

I want to bid on your ebay items, but, darn the luck, I don't have an account. What's up wit dat?

Check it. Click on this link right here, and you'll transported(magically) to the ebay sign up process. It's easy, even a baby could do it.

What about bulk orders? What's up wit dat?

Yeah, homes. We'll even cut you a deal if you're interested in ordering some of the original t-shirts in bulk. It all depends on how much you want to buy.

Gotta question? Smith and Pooter can help! Just try us.