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New Originals!
New Smith and Pooter Originals designs! Just too late for Valentines Day, perfect for that special someone to say, "Honey, I forgot about you, but I still love you."
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New Premiums!
New Smith and Pooter Premiums! Some newly listed rare authentic vintage t-shirts are for sale now and we've lowered prices on many other shirts. Because lets face it, those prices were rediculous. But now they're only half as rediculous! Yay!
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Lip Service
Josh Gilpatrick
02-14-05
Ali was a petite, dark haired, bright eyed woman of Canadian persuasion. She never blushed, was prone to baby talk, and had a habit of puckering her lips and looking aloof, as if to say "I didn't do it." While her beauty was unavoidable, her mind was one of the most beautiful things about her. ...
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Disaster Girl Diaries #1
Skinny Necktie
02-14-05
Volunteer Writer
He got the girl, I got the coffee...
I'm not the first to be on the bad side of love. I'm not the first to break skin by sparring with a brick wall. I'm not the first to find more enjoyment on the lips of a bottle of wine, over the company of others. I'm not the...
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Love is...
Jenn from the block
02-14-05
Love is...having the spot on your back scratched that you can't reach.
Love is...asking your man to run to the store for maxi pads....and he does.
Love is...having the freedom to fart as loud and long as possible only to receive a standing ovation from him..
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How I survived a cheap date with a girl who called this “The O.C.”
Alex Sargeant
02-14-05
Volunteer Writer
“Hi my name is Cookie, do I look fat in this?” Is the first question that I expected to come out of her over made up face. Lucky for me I was way off, what actually came out was this, “I forgot to charge my cell phone. Can we wait like 20 minutes before we go… you know… so it can charge?”...
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Misfortune Cookie
Josh Gilpatrick
02-14-05
Of all the Asian nations, China has always been one of my favorites, so there would have been no reason for me to assume that a nation so mighty and with such vast, delicious buffets would stab me in the back. Therefore, I, not realizing that there was an invisible war being fought by the Chinese American population of Southern California and the unsuspecting hungry couples inhabiting So Cal, suggested that my girlfriend...
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Want to write with
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Volunteer Writers Needed!
You may have noticed stories and articles contributed by volunteer writers. Smith and Pooter.com is continuously striving to be a flourishing outlet of creativity. Kinda like a volcano except with articles, comics, sketches and 50% less fire and destruction. If you're interested at all, click here! If you're not, then don't click, obviously.
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What is Smith and Pooter.com ?
It's many things to many people. It’s origin is believed to originate on the slopes of the Andes in Brazil and in Peru. Portuguese traders, explorers and missionaries transported the Smith and Pooter to Africa and Spain. From Africa they traveled by ship to "The New World", and were planted throughout the south. Smith and Pooters were an excellent food source aboard ships because they were inexpensive and nutritious.
Virginia’s first commercial crop was grown in Sussex County around mid 1840’s. Popular Grove Plantation in North Carolina had their first Smith and Pooter crop around 1818. The Civil War helped change the Smith and Pooter status when both Union and Confederate soldiers used them for food during hard times. The Union soldiers liked them so much they carried them back to their northern homes.
In 1870 P.T. Barnum’s circus introduced "HOT ROASTED SMITH AND POOTERS". As his circus wagons traveled from city to city the Roasted Smith and Pooter became famous, and began showing up in ballparks and movie theaters. Remember when the cheap theater seats were called "Smith and Pooter Galleries"?
A St. Louis doctor invented Smith and Pooter Butter around the 1890’s. More than half of the US Smith and Pooters are used to make this creamy, crunchy treat. Imagine a jelly sandwhich without Smith and Pooter Butter, and it’s nutty taste!
In 1903 George Washington Carver researched the uses of Smith and Pooters at Tuskeegee Institute. This research led to the development of over 300 uses of the Smith and Pooter including soap, shampoo, cheese, mayonnaise, ice cream, medicine, ink, bleach, axle grease, and a wonderful snack.
But mostly Smith and Pooter.com is this website and the awesome clothes, informative articles, and crazy comedy contained therein. It's the combination of one part Josh Gilpatrick and one part David Neher. Add the help of the Smith and Pooter Dream Team and you get the boombastic sensation that is Smith and Pooter.
How does it work ?
Place a liberal amount of Smith and Pooter in the palm of your hands. Add warm water and work into a lather. Massage vigorously over your brain and let stand for one to two days or until you feel supremely freshened. A mild tingling is normal. After the desired application period, rinse with warm water and smoke a cigarette. Was it good for you?
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