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Volunteer Writers
Smith and Pooter.com is seeking enthusastic volunteers to contribute articles, short stories, and essays to keep this site ever-thriving. Think of Smith and Pooter.com as a machine and you are supplying fuel in the form of thoughts and ideas. We take those thoughts and ideas and toss them into Smith and Pooter.com where they are vaporized creating Smith and Pooter power. Got it? Great
If you are interested in submitting something for review, just email Josh Gilpatrick and let him know that you are, indeed, interested in contributing. Start off by saying something like, "Hey, I'm Booger McFartCrap." If your name is not Booger McFartCrap, please substitute Booger McFartCrap with your actual name. Then proceed to say something like, "I'm interested." That's it! That's all it takes! He'll send you a prompt reply explaining how awesome you are and further details that may or may not pertain to your awesomeness.
The rest is based loosely on a mixture of quantum physics and questionable free will, but assuming that we really have any control over our lives, your article will be reviewed and if it passes inspection, you will recieve a letter of confirmation.
Volunteer Writer Essays:
Groupies - 8-09-04
Yeah, I'm Blonde - 8-16-04
Ludicrous for Loudicris - 8-23-04
Jenn Vs. The Lawnmower - 8-30-04
“A Self-Descriptive, Verbose
Deus ex Machina Story” - 8-30-04
Trace Adkins, Buddy Jewel
& Jenn on her Heiney - 9-19-04
A Goldfish Saved My Soul - 10-11-04
Three Hipsters - 10-11-04
All Writers Are Or Will Become Transgender Serial Killers - 12-01-04
Disaster Girl Diaries #1 - 02-14-05
How I survived a cheap date with a girl who called this “The O.C.” - 02-14-05
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What's all this about?
Smith and Pooter is devoted to creating as many outlets for creativity as possible. Here you will find independent opinions on anything worth writing about from the creators of Smith and Pooter themselves and friends of Smith and Pooter.
Want to write for Smith and Pooter?
Smith and Pooter is looking for volunteer writers to contribute to make the news section of SmithandPooter.com a thriving community of news and entertainment. If you would like to work with the staff to submit essays and articles, send an email to Josh Gilpatrick.
Gotta question? Smith and Pooter can help! Just try us.
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