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John Owen Skinner
John Owen Skinner, sometimes known as the fifth Beatle, is as enigmatic as they come. His own past is a mystery to him, but he does know this: he is over one hundred years old, was a samurai in feudal Japan, fought in the Spanish-American War (on America's side, of course), and was given an unbreakable skeleton by the Canadian Weapon X program. He appears to be a hard-bitten loner, but in reality he has a heart of gold - quite literally. To avoid suspicion, he has taken to calling himself Mr. Underhill and lurking around ice cream parlors. His hobbies include tying maidens to train tracks, twirling his handlebar mustache, and cackling evilly. His current whereabouts are unknown.
Personal Quote: "I love the Power Glove. It's so...bad."
stories:
No Longer Searching For Bobby Fischer... - 7-28-04
Liberals Can Be Just As Cruel - 8-09-04
A Consideration of the Economic State of African-Americans - 8-16-04
An Unsettling Trend In Television - 8-16-04
Hollywood Puzzles Me - 8-30-04
Things to Do in England - 9-06-04
Animals Are Dumb, So Are White People - 12-01-04
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