12-01-04

Dear Customers,

We appreciate you so much. If it weren't for you, we would probably be somewhere down town selling stuffed animals that we made out of wrotten banana peels and human hair. Your acknowledgement of good clothes and funny stuffs gives us such a warm feeling in our bathing suit region that sometimes we wish we could display our affection in some sort of interpretive dance. Unfortunately, we were both dropped on our head as teens and damaged the part of our brain that deals with interpretation. I know, I know. It seems like an amazing cooincidence, but I swear we're not just saying it to get out of interprative dance.

Oh, customers. You're so great and awesome and cool. We wish you all lived in LA so that we could all get an apartment together. We'd get bunk beds and stay up all night watching Degrassi and My So Called Life reruns and order pizza with EXTRA cheese! . It'd be like a slumber party ever night! It'll be awesome and I promise things won't get weird.

Lastly, Customers, we just want to say that this email serves as an attempt to explain how much we heart you. We heart you 4 ever. And ever and ever. We heart you more than friends. I know it seems kind of sudden, but something that feels this right can't be wrong.
Will you go out with us? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

TTYL,
Joosh and Dervid

P.S.
A special shout out to our homies in Tennessee. MURFREESBORO! WHAT WHAT!