The Hunt

Josh Gilpatrick
12-01-04

The day was like any other day that would breed a series of events which would rape my young mind and toss me prematurely, I suppose, into the cold realities of life and death, albeit on a miniature scale. Let me start over.

The day was cold...

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All Writers Are Or Will Become Transgender Serial Killers

Jordan Bahat
12-01-04
Volunteer Writer

Writers lack humility. This is a fact. Writers are: the least humble, most arrogant, self-obsessed, self-indulgent, self-righteous people on the planet. For sake of being any more redundant, I'll explain. Go to any writing workshop or just sit down with...

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Go-Lytely

Jenn from the block
12-01-04

It seems I have started my own trend by sharing some of my various humiliating experiences on Smith and Pooter, so why stop? What I am about to share is a very personal experience, one I hope to never go through again. I feel comfortable now sharing this with all of you, and you better not make fun of me. If you do? Karma has a funny way of biting you in the ass and making it happen to you...

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Animals Are Dumb, So Are White People

John Owen Skinner
12-01-04

I've been thinking about the lives of early Native Americans (from now on, called Indians), and I've determined that God must have really liked them. He made North America just about the best damn place to live, not for its climate, or for its land, but for its animals. Throughout history, the animals in North America have been way more suited...

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Customer Appreciation

Smith and Pooter
12-01-04

Dear Customers,

We appreciate you so much. If it weren't for you, we would probably be somewhere down town selling stuffed animals that we made out of wrotten banana peels and human hair. Your acknowledgement of good clothes and funny stuffs gives us such a warm feeling in our bathing suit region that sometimes we wish we could display our affection in some sort of interpretive dance. Unfortunately, we were both dropped...

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Impressions on an Election

Paul Teagan
12-01-04

As I geared up for my first participatory election, I had unpredictable hopes. I was rooting for Kerry and my faith in his election was often in retrograde.

Previous to the debates, I was certain that the democratic nominee was a lame duck before he even had a chance to get wet. (duck joke) Bush...

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Times, They Are A Changin'

Josh Gilpatrick
12-01-04

When I watch the news and get a sense that there are terrorists everywhere, a certain part of me gets excited. Not the part that you're thinking of, but the part that longs for time travel. With sleeper cells in the US, it seems to me that the probability of one of those cells contacting a rogue scientist for purposes...

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