A Consideration of the Economic State of African-Americans

John Owen Skinner
8-16-04

I was listening to the song Police State by Dead Prez, yet another rap group that blames all of black people's problems on white people. Being a reasonable white man, sensitive to the plight of the underprivileged, I was a bit insulted. "White people aren't your enemies, man," I thought to myself. "It's the rich people. The rich people just happen to usually be white."...

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Spoiler Free Movie Reviews

Josiah Jarrett
8-16-04

“Searching for Bobby Fischer” is a pretty goddamn good movie. I mean it’s got Ben Kingsley in it and he’s awesome. Like REALLY awesome. I mean he was goddamn Ghandi for Christ’s sake. Also everybody keeps calling everybody else a “Potzer” which is Jewish slang for asshole, I think.

“Sneakers” is also a pretty fucking kick ass movie for non-lamos. Ghandi (Ben Kingsley) was in this movie too....

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Yeah, I'm Blonde

Jenn from the Block
8-16-04
Volunteer Writer

Who's the evil wench that gave us true blondes a bad name? Which dimwit single handily transformed the world into thinking blondes are dumb, not to mention that we all have big boobs and put-out? Was it Marilyn Monroe? Perhaps. Brittney Spears and Pamela Anderson do not exactly help the plight of blondes either, but for cripes sake, none of these women are even natural blondes! We make billions of blonde jokes, stupid acts have been excused as having "blonde moments", and yet droves of women make themselves...

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When You Wish Upon A Bum

Josh Gilpatrick
8-16-04

Who likes bums? I do. I do. Bums on our street corners, bums in our dumpsters, and bums hanging out in front of the places we eat. No matter where you find them, they are always stinky and usually crazy. Pity them all you want, but at the end of the day they're still going to be bums. And that's why I love them....






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