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New Originals!
New Smith and Pooter Originals designs! Just too late for Valentines Day, perfect for that special someone to say, "Honey, I forgot about you, but I still love you."
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New Premiums!
New Smith and Pooter Premiums! Some newly listed rare authentic vintage t-shirts are for sale now and we've lowered prices on many other shirts. Because lets face it, those prices were rediculous. But now they're only half as rediculous! Yay!
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Lip Service
Josh Gilpatrick
02-14-05
Ali was a petite, dark haired, bright eyed woman of Canadian persuasion. She never blushed, was prone to baby talk, and had a habit of puckering her lips and looking aloof, as if to say "I didn't do it." While her beauty was unavoidable, her mind was one of the most beautiful things about her. ...
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Disaster Girl Diaries #1
Skinny Necktie
02-14-05
Volunteer Writer
He got the girl, I got the coffee...
I'm not the first to be on the bad side of love. I'm not the first to break skin by sparring with a brick wall. I'm not the first to find more enjoyment on the lips of a bottle of wine, over the company of others. I'm not the...
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Love is...
Jenn from the block
02-14-05
Love is...having the spot on your back scratched that you can't reach.
Love is...asking your man to run to the store for maxi pads....and he does.
Love is...having the freedom to fart as loud and long as possible only to receive a standing ovation from him..
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How I survived a cheap date with a girl who called this “The O.C.”
Alex Sargeant
02-14-05
Volunteer Writer
“Hi my name is Cookie, do I look fat in this?” Is the first question that I expected to come out of her over made up face. Lucky for me I was way off, what actually came out was this, “I forgot to charge my cell phone. Can we wait like 20 minutes before we go… you know… so it can charge?”...
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Misfortune Cookie
Josh Gilpatrick
02-14-05
Of all the Asian nations, China has always been one of my favorites, so there would have been no reason for me to assume that a nation so mighty and with such vast, delicious buffets would stab me in the back. Therefore, I, not realizing that there was an invisible war being fought by the Chinese American population of Southern California and the unsuspecting hungry couples inhabiting So Cal, suggested that my girlfriend...
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You may have noticed stories and articles contributed by volunteer writers. Smith and Pooter.com is continuously striving to be a flourishing outlet of creativity. Kinda like a volcano except with articles, comics, sketches and 50% less fire and destruction. If you're interested at all, click here! If you're not, then don't click, obviously.
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